Make America Go Away Embroidered Unstructured Dad Hat

Stand up for Greenland’s sovereignty—with a wink and a nod. The Make America Go Away Dad Hat combines playful style with a sharp political statement, calling out American imperialism and the belligerent rhetoric that defined the Trump era. It’s a quirky, fun way to reject expansionist fantasies and aggressive posturing while still looking effortlessly cool.

Unstructured and low-profile, this dad hat is designed for everyday wear, turning a simple accessory into a subtle act of protest. The embroidered message and Greenland flag signal support for national autonomy, respect for borders, and a more thoughtful, restrained approach to international relations—all while keeping things lighthearted and stylish.

Details

• 100% chino cotton twill

• Green Camo color: 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester

• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design

• 6 embroidered eyelets for breathability

• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown

• Curved visor

• Adjustable strap with antique buckle

• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

A dad hat that proves you can protest expansionist bravado, champion sovereignty, and still have a little fun doing it.